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Well i guess F F´d the F off by now. XD

[Harut Dance Animation]

alone the fact that i know how much work animating something can be AND that this is animated so smoothly...i can already think that this was a LOT off work...and because JUST of that knowledge alone does this deserve 5 stars from me mate.

[NFT's - NEW INTERNET VILLAIN!]

the fact that NFTs are basicly buying placeholders infront of things they think they get but are just used to identify said placeholders and STILL people think that...wait you dont know? Oh Well than:

a lot people THINK with NFTs they get what is "shown" but those are just placeholders. yes, you heard it right. If you buy yourself an NFT which shows some art or gif or mostly something similar, that doesnt MEAN youre the owner of said thing. YOU did only buy the PLACE which "identifies" WITH it. So basicly: Youre buying a SEAT INFRONT OF AN placeholder with the worth of, you guessed it, nothing . You dont get the art, you buy a little bitplace on a lobbyline which is worth nothing. Its literally like "buying a place on the moon". The sellers dont have (mostly) the rights to sell it and you will never really own it in the first place.

There IS actually a whole video about what NFTs are and this is really well explained, you can watch it here: https://youtu.be/XwMjPWOailQ

[beat hariet]

I have to agree with @JoeyTheMarillFan there. I dont get this whole "I HAVE TO GIVE IT 5 STARS NOWWWWW!!!!11111one" thing anyway. Sure, if its THAT good, its worth giving 5 stars but IS this worth 5 stars for real? No.

Its a short 4 second animation which basicly isnt even 2 seconds long. Is it well made? Well yes but is it something special to roll the dice for 5 stars on? No.

Sure, now some fanbois will get mad about but look at it this way: Someone works really hard and created a T-rated animation which is super clean made, is over 3 minutes long and tells a story about 2 people about a sudden topic very well - gets only 3 stars in the voting.

BUT

Someone animated some bouncing BOOBS just for 5 seconds! 5 STAR VOTING WOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Srs to say, if people only give it 5 stars "Because IT HAS TIDDIES!" without even giving a real feedback nor review, how should an artist even learn from his/her misstakes if all we give them are only horny comments which basicly tell an artist "nothing at all"?

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small EDIT for @DaCouchPtato :
"if they don't like it, then don't look at it, it's that simple."
You do know reviews are there to make and express peoples opinions right? We all dont think that a 4 seconds animation worth 2 seconds in total can be compared with a full-blown animation which is super well made and over 5 minutes long - and not M rated. We all dont just think with our dicks but actual BRAINS you know~?

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Another edit since people dont get it:
This has nothing to do with "mature" art, this has nothing to do with short animations. Its about being a fanboi and immature horny which doesnt really give anything than only 5 stars without contrast, review or feedback. If you, by now, still didnt understand it, you might should think longer about what i wrote and stop using your last braincells for wanking your nuddle off.

They are far, more worthy animations AND art in ANY rating which you cant compare with this AND are worth 5 stars more than a 4 second animation loop of just some bouncing boobs...

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Another edit for @DrCoeloCephalo (mostly coz of his face vote and his "review"):
*ahem*
""Oh no! A sexy animation is getting good reviews!!"
Sex sells. Get over it."

Nice "review" there and nice 5 stars. You basicly are the best showcase of my review there.
Literally. Why? Welp, because youre literally one of those persons which dont give a crap about said things in my review. If you think a 4 second animation of some bouncing boobs is EQUALLY worth a full blown 4 minute erotic animation than you have pretty low standards in quality BECAUSE if this "should" be the new standard (aka if every big creator sees that "such stuff" gets high votes wile other, better quality stuff gets nearly or no votes AT ALL), guess what other artists will do in the near future if THIS becomes the new standard, mate. Deal with it.

[OUTSIDER: A Pokémon Horror]

ifffffffffffffffffffffffffff you think about it, this video hits the nail prettttttty much on its head...

[64 Bits - Minecraft Demake for Arcade/Famicom/NES]

Ok srs though, i think i would legit play something like this for some time.

[Wave Cuts Loose]

ok srs here what is it with the sonic/mobian fandom and creating characters OR using original characters and make them heavly deformed with a body which doesnt even resamples a mobian anymore in the slightest?

Srsly, no offense but the hell man? There is a gab somewhere between making a character cute, teaseful and sexy OR actually turning it into a oversexualised and deformed bimbofied whorish slut...

[Road Safety for Deer]

Newgrounds and its bots and actually everytime if you upload something:
"DONT use copyrighted music or we literally bann the shit you uploaded. Literally"

Users:
What is reading?

[Oblivion NPC]

100% true. can relate to that sheat. XD

[Buffy Sugo Teaser]

Is it to late to say that the cars in Rocket League are actual toycars and thats also the reason why they have ANTENNAS and sure doesnt fit any form of Human inside since they are maybe not even bigger than the size of an actual Hand?

It is?

Well than...

CumminHam responds:

shhhhhhhh its porn ;D